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Dispatch 1 via The New Parent Undergound
Must compose hasty missive. The baby overlord is finally asleep but I may have only minutes to type. Observations from the field: Babies appear harmless at first glance. Their heads are floppy and they...
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Still alive! The baby overlord continues to be demanding. Days and nights blur together but somehow we parental units survive. (If you look very closely you may notice twitching of the eyes, a glimmer...
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Life now follows a particular logic, alien to the pre-baby mindset. I have enumerated the new equations below. Baby Math: Eating + baby = chew x 5 speed Nap time x baby = random success rate Hot days +...
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